A collection of my favorite quotes from various sources.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
It is better to remain silent and have people think you a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right.
Common Sense
The difference between a fool and a hero is one bullet.
You never truly understand a thing until you can explain it to your grandmother
Eternity in the company of Beezlebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil
If you speak you show your ignorance. If you laugh you show your teeth.
The Inspector General
Traveler, there is no path Paths are made by walking
All solutions are temporary
Literature will die out, and stupid poetic phrases will remain to drift over the world.
