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The team is on probation. Those athletes are all a bunch of crooks.

Salt is a non-poisonous compound. Therefore its component elements sodium and chlorine, are non-poisonous.

Maria likes anchovies and she likes chocolate ice cream. Therefore she would like a chocolate sundae topped with anchovies.

The tour guide said that standing in Greenwich Village, the Empire State Building could easily be seen. It follows that the Empire State Building is in Greenwich Village.

A mouse is an animal. Therefore a large mouse is a large animal.

Osama Bin Laden sponsors terrorism. Saddam Hussein sponsored terrorism. They are therefore connected.

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns

Most dogs are friendly and pose no threat to people who pet them. Therefore, it would be safe to pet the dog that is approaching us now.

why wouldn't anyone want to say the Pledge of Allegiance, unless they detested their own country or were ignorant of its greatness?

Either you buy only American-made products or you don't deserve to be called a loyal American. Yesterday you bought a new Toyota. It is clear that you don't deserve to be called a loyal American.